302: DTF:HN for October 29, 2026

Your Daily Tech Feed covering the top 10 stories on Hacker News for October 29, 2026. Featuring: Qwenputer: A functioning, deterministic RISC-V CPU inside Qwen3.5, Zero click, silent, remote Android DoS, Why is this fingerprinting script creating bioweapons?, Getting debug access on a Brother printer over Telnet, Forging a Microsoft Edge Full Chain with Logic Bugs Only, and more.

Stories covered:

1. Qwenputer: A functioning, deterministic RISC-V CPU inside Qwen3.5
   (Article | HN Discussion | 🎧 0:29)
2. Zero click, silent, remote Android DoS
   (Article | HN Discussion | 🎧 4:29)
3. Why is this fingerprinting script creating bioweapons?
   (Article | HN Discussion | 🎧 7:12)
4. Getting debug access on a Brother printer over Telnet
   (Article | HN Discussion | 🎧 10:47)
5. Forging a Microsoft Edge Full Chain with Logic Bugs Only
   (Article | HN Discussion | 🎧 14:29)
6. MiniLake Is a Local Databricks API Emulator with SQL, Delta Lake and Spark
   (Article | HN Discussion | 🎧 17:30)
7. OpenAI's agents talked to each other through the CPU Cache
   (Article | HN Discussion | 🎧 20:44)
8. StackOverflow now gets fewer than 1000 questions a month
   (Article | HN Discussion | 🎧 23:49)
9. A Health Update
   (Article | HN Discussion | 🎧 26:42)
10. A new faster algorithm to compute 64-bit signed floor division
    (Article | HN Discussion | 🎧 29:36)